TO: ALL KBC BRANCH MANAGERS, A/P & A/R TEAM MEMBERS
FROM: PAULA
PUMP UP THE A/R – THAT’S THE PERCENTAGE UNDER 60…NOT OVER!
NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS
1. WHEN SOMEONE SHOWS OR TELLS ME WHO HE/SHE IS THE FIRST TIME, I WILL BELIEVE HIM/HER.
Hey, we all want to believe the best in people, and sure enough I’ve certainly given more than a second chance to a whole list of past clients, boyfriends, and friends, but when someone shows you their true colors, Believe It.
C.J. has a client in California that bought a machine from us on terms. We’d had the machine for a while, so with a lot of contemplation we decided we could make this special offer. The client agreed to an amount down and a certain amount each month. He missed his first monthly payment, but believing the client’s excuses, KBC agreed to still allow him to put some tooling on his account on a net 30 basis. Guess what, over 2 years later, we’re still trying to collect the very last of the monies on this account that should have been cleaned up in the last decade.
So, the moral of the story is: Actions speak louder than words. Let your clients put their money where their mouths are!
2. ONCE THE GUINEA PIGS ARE SAFELY IN THE CAGE – DON’T LET THEM OUT AGAIN!
Last year we had the pleasure of Chester and Goldie, the kindergarden guinea pigs, visiting us for a salad filled weekend of munching. Rachel and Karly were so excited. Me, not so much.
Grudgingly I agreed they were kinda cute in the confines of their cage. Still I felt awfully guilty that those two big guinea pigs had so little space to run around. The girls begged me to let them out. Finally when a couple of friends came over I agreed to let the pigs have a taste of freedom. We all sat on the floor with our feet touching to make a guinea pig race track.
I opened the cage in the middle of the “track”. Out came the guinea pigs. They sniffed, scurried, ran around, nibbled, and were scared by all the squeals coming from the other beasts. Finally, Chester made a pee on the floor, jumped on Karly’s foot and deposited another treat, clambered up onto my leg and into the cage with Goldie not far behind.
Usually it takes a lot more effort to get guinea pigs, gerbils, and mice back into the cage. My friend Alex had to cut the upholstery on her mother’s antique couch to get her gerbil out once it had burrowed deep inside – yuk!
Recently in Mississauga we had a client who has done a ton of business with us over the years start paying very poorly, yet again. We put him on C.O.D. or Visa for a while until he begged to go back on open account as the C.O.D. payment was really putting a cramp in his buying from us. Guess what? We let him go back on open account, and he started paying horribly again. Finally he bounced a check on us. He did bring us cash for half the amount, and now we impatiently await the second half.
So, the moral of the story is: Once you’ve got the guinea pigs in the cage, don’t open the door again!
3. BED BUGS, LICE, AND FLEAS MIGHT BE SMALL, BUT THEY SURE ARE ANNOYING!
Things don’t have to be big to be annoying and get a whole lot of attention. I bet that if you look at your list of your top 10 clients that you have to consistently call, fax, e-mail, argue, and beg to clean up outstanding skipped invoices, credits taken twice, unwarranted deductions, plead for a check or any form of payment, etc., you will find 10 clients that don’t rank amongst your top 20% of big spenders at KBC. So, the question is, “Why give them so much of our time and energy?” Should you put a few clients on C.O.D. or Visa, or have the BIG Talk with the BIG Boss at their places about how we wish to do business together?
Hey, we’re here to sell tools and get paid for it. We want to be treated fairly and with respect, and we sure want to give the same to our clients on a daily basis. It gets pretty hard to be sweet and nice when a select few and pesky ones keep on ignoring us, breaking promises, and being angry when we try to get our money for our tools.
So, make a list of your top 10 that you constantly call, e-mail, fax, or take a lot of time collecting their bills, and figure out what course of action you will take with them this year. ….then fax or e-mail it to me by January 21, 2011.
1. 6.
2. 7.
3. 8.
4. 9.
5. 10.
So, the moral of the story is: Life’s too short to sweat the small stuff. One flea is one too many. The time to spray for bugs is now!